slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

(via ugly)

ratatit:

i aspire to get to that level of hot where my hair looks like shit and i smell like black coffee and yesterday’s eyeliner is smudged under my eyes but i still look fine as hell

(via yourerealhip)

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via actionables)

griffinilla:

my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

(via g-iggle)

ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”

(via g-iggle)

could be gayer
a review (via hauntter)

(via patarnon)

h0llo:

hot guy in the drive thru called me “ma’am” I just got mom zoned

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

dicpic:

Ariana reminds me of that one girl that is wholesome and cute yet is rumoured to have used a carrot as a dildo and broke in her 

(via nickiminajvevo)

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