my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman
You’re the proof
how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SCENE NEEDS THEIR OWN PERSONALIZED ACADEMY AWARD
what did i just witness.
So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist
Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.
His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
If the infinite multiverse theory is true, i can take solace knowing theres a universe inhabited by nothing but snoop dogg
there’s also a universe where snoop dogg doesn’t exist
Print it. Fuck it.
am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
my mom just said “watch this” then ran a red light and said “i just don’t care”